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Silly Dicks
Because they are
TYSM ATTENDEZ
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For all the dedicated metal workers of America
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I think it’d be great to be an octopus
So then when ur fucking a girl she could just be like “OMG HE’S GOING FOREVER, FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” then you’re just sitting there like
it’s just my tentacle
Actually octopuses do use a specially modified tentacles for mating. They also die after sex so go figure.
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just wow
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I made a silly sausage sandwich!
Bon dia!
It seems like there’s more of them. Also bottom 2nd from the left is technically black face… o.O
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A slain dragon.
That’s a miniature light house.
The upper lump is the house itself and the lower one is the island. I won it in an amusements center, but have only just thought to put it in my dick.